Healthy-living Challenger Prints

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

Please seat to be weighted.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Cyclist

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

The Janopause

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

"I'm feeling generous."

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

Fat cat running on treadmill.

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

The cake diet.

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'