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'How's the curry?.'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'It's my favorite.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

Please seat to be weighted.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.