Food Challenge Lover Mugs

"Everything bagel?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

Tension filled the tent.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

I always forget - is it white with dry food and red with wet food, or the other way around?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"George often brings his work home with him."