Condiment Kingpin Pillows

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Lemonade Inc.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Tabletop Theatre

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Will work for Food Network.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Amy Winehouse

Various snacks and drinks

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Whisk

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

Bowling.

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

Bowling alley.

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'

Make your own pop band kit (only 3 month guarantee)