Condiment Kingpin Prints

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Lemonade Inc.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Tabletop Theatre

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Will work for Food Network.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

Various snacks and drinks

Worker doing impression from the end of Titanic.

Whisk

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

Bowling.

"Like you, mom, I never waste leftover. Want some pizza slice, meatloaf hunk, chicken salad soup?"

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.

Bowling alley.

'It's online, subscribers pay only for the articles they want, it's updated every day - are you sure we can call it a magazine?'

Make your own pop band kit (only 3 month guarantee)

"I don't like the look of this, Charlie"