Office Knight Prints

'My name is John and I'm a workaholic!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Super Student

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

In - Out - Pending.