Musical Musketeers Mugs

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

Cow Show Tunes

Double Bass

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Drummer

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Violin family at Christmas

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

I love Marimba

Music Freak.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

Air Sitar.

Piano Bar

"This next song exposes the hypocrisy of everyone here."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

Cowpunk

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Guitar emergency.

Musical arrows.