Musical Tinkerer Mugs

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Music producers.

Fixing the TV.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Computerized Dollhouse.

Poetry repairman

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

'Awesome!'

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'