Modern Musketeer Prints

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

"Well....I could've done this!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

A man shoots at a drone.

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

Alexandre Dumas

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

Airport Joust.

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

The Three Chocolatiers.

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

'We're 'musketeers', Dartagnian! That's M...u...s..' (Dartagnian has on mouse ears.)

"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

"Honey, I've got to get going, I'm still searching for the forest."

Freak Show

"This is a piece of crap."

Computer in the Stone.