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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Prisoner still life painting.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Picasso'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Living with a cataholic.