Muckraker Admirer Pillows

Now we wait for the show to begin!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Prisoner still life painting.

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Picasso'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"It's a great work!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Cover story: Picasso