Duck Admirer Pillows

Water resistant, shock resistant, change resistant. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Marvellously Mortlake!

"No, son. Let him finish."

"I'm doing a science experiment for a school project, sir: can you please stand here and quack?"

'Sorry son, you can't join: You're flat-footed...'

'He's falling behind again - I told you he'd bed trouble!'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

A duck on postage stamp.

'Your trouble is you don't think positive.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'Swimming tones up the muscles and gives you poise.'

"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

Old genr asking a boy a question

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Duck Hunt

Happy Easter

How about going easy on the carbs

Baroque Peacock

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'