Duck Devotee Pillows

"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

Lotsa Ducks.

Ducklings following a diver.

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"You're still one hell of a great comic and science-fiction lover, aren't you, Mr. Barks-Scott?"

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

"Don't mind him, he's hooked on quack."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'You'll get over it, Carrutheres - sometimes we all feel like we're being nibbled to death by ducks!'

What's on? A duckumentary.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'All right men, Dudley's flying point, so when the shooting starts, let's support him!'

'He was born to the sea.'

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

"Why have you come over here?"

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Duck Hunt

How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck