Muckraker Gifts

welcome to SH*T CREEK...

Glastonbury. After.

The Brothers Grime

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

"Best project manager we ever had."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

The Pooperrazzi

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Mismanagement Consultant.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

Mountain escalator.

Now we wait for the show to begin!

Running in please pass

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'

Pete Bog

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.

Prosecco and Pudding