Muckraker Gifts

welcome to SH*T CREEK...

Glastonbury. After.

The Brothers Grime

"Best project manager we ever had."

Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

The Pooperrazzi

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Mismanagement Consultant.

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Mountain escalator.

Pete Bog

'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Running in please pass

Now we wait for the show to begin!

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'

Prosecco and Pudding

Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.