Municipal Musketeer Pillows

I.R.S. - Donate your tax refund to 'adopt a city'.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Attendees Anonymous

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!