Niche Networker Gifts

"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

WiFi Signals

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"He's networking again!"

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Niche Marketing

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"Get names!"

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

'I hate networking.'

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

Dave finally figured a way of overcoming his fear of talking to people at networking events.