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"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

WiFi Signals

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

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There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"He's networking again!"

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

Niche Marketing

'Your resume says you are an S.O.B. tell me more about that.'

"Get names!"

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."

Business Networking Session: 'Sorry I'm late - I'll just log on...'

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'I hate networking.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

"So, other than 224 facebook 'likes', do you have any other references?"

'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."