Alumni Networker Gifts

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

Networking

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

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'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Developing links within business.

We met online.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

Man-mobile

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

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"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'