Alumni Networker Gifts

'I thought they told you that any donation, no matter how small, would be greatly appreciated.'

Networking

Bird Tweet.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Mark Zuckerberg

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Developing links within business.

Man-mobile

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

We met online.

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

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"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'