Nostalgic Networker Gifts

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'This is my chat room.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Football Crazy strip six

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Early Laptops.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'So what have you been up to?'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Old-fashioned computer

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

It's hammerhead time

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Millennials in the Year 2050...