Nostalgic Napster User Gifts

'I've noticed that I haven't seen you use your computer since they shut Napster down.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Football Crazy strip six

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'So what have you been up to?'

'Early Laptops.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Print Suicide

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

It's hammerhead time

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."