Nostalgic Napster User Pillows

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Football Crazy strip six

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Early Laptops.'

'So what have you been up to?'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I saw Mummy Kissing The Mil..."

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

It's hammerhead time

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Drat!"

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

It's academic