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"As you can see...it's in the catchment area for the local school."

"It's a small world because we never leave our neighborhood."

'Yes, the moving sale was there, but now it's down the street. You'd better hurry before it moves again.'

'And you hardly hear the neighbours, just the occasional shot gun bang.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Sidewalk Ballet

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

The successful rubbernecker...

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Under New Mismanagement

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."