Neighborhood Rambler Gifts

"You're right! I have left something at home - me wallet!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

The Pooperrazzi

Progress.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'I'll be finished with the surgery by 1 o'clock!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Sketchy Neighborhood

A Better Life

'Fire straw one!'

'Mom, I said if you want to live in this neighbourhood, keep a weapon at your disposal.'

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

Two roads diverged in a wood estates.

"No, sorry. I couldn't possibly take on another one. I'm short-staffed as it is."

'How very Putney!'

Country Cat/City Car

A Hunting Party.