Steering Wheel Philosopher Pillows

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Confused drivers

'Existential truckstop'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

'The lecture hall is very large and my seat is far back. I feel like I'm in a distance-learning program.'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

Road-rage speedometers.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

Thoughts in Traffic

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

Tunnel of Life

"Okay, okay! I'll ask the next person I see for directions!"

Driver's Block

Passenger comfort concerns for the invention of the wheel

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

'Don't forget, dear - It's still legal to think and drive.'

Eye clinic (car mangled parking meters).

"You were recommended by Eastern Driving School."