Driving Philosophy Buff Mugs

"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Jean-Paul Sartre

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Paul Ree

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm an atheist!'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."