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"Let's try it again, Steven. He made several decisions you failed to second-guess."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"But what if this is all there is?"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'