Car Trip Philosopher T-Shirts

Sisters In Cars Getting Annoying

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Are we there yet?"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Chicken: the one-man show

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Academics At the Beach

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Camera and Sign Post.

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Let Go and Let God

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

"You and your scenic routes!"

Thoughts in Traffic

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!

"With all of the long lines because of road repair, this car idles the best.