Car Trip Philosopher T-Shirts

Sisters In Cars Getting Annoying

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Are we there yet?"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Chicken: the one-man show

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

Academics At the Beach

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"Not only do I need an escape to the beach, I need to escape the beach with a book about someone escaping their life."

Camera and Sign Post.

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Let Go and Let God

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Thoughts in Traffic

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

"You and your scenic routes!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road less travelled?"

Man arriving at airport sees a monitor with rescheduled debt on it!