Light Speed Philosopher Pillows

"If the speed of light is increasing, then the electric company will probably raise its rates."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

What's normal?

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'