Speed Limit Advocate Gifts

Church Zone - Thou Shalt Not Speed.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

The rocket powered skiier

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

A day at the transgenic races

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Safe driver.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

How Am I Driving?

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"WHEEEE!"

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'