Traffic Rules Geek Gifts

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Speed camera in supermarket to catch speeding trollies.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'On the Highway of Life, Broderick Crawford is always pulling me over.'

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

"Hurry up please! I think i'm parked in a no-parking zone!"

Lawyer Xing

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

'Actually, the guy I was chasing got away. But thanks for pulling over - you're better than nothing.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

No Parking.

UFO at the traffic lights...

"I don't care how it works where you come from....on this planet, the designated driver is the one who 'doesn't' drive!"

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'I'll do the talking.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

"I'll let you off with a warning this time , Sir"

'How fast? Maybe you had the radar gun upside down and it was an airplane.'

'If you can read this you're too close.'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

Indians waiting at traffic lights to attack stagecoach.

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!