Traffic Violation Buff Gifts

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Family traits.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'It's a slow trap.'

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Driving without a flag?'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Grim reaper ambulance

Halloween health & safety.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Bobsled Police.