Traffic Experiences Mugs

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Family traits.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Have Horns Venn

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."