Traffic Warden Enthusiast Mugs

'Coo, ta, nothing! Hand it back at once!'

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Family traits.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

A Deer Traffic Warden.

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

Man with Stop Signs.

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

Meter Maid

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Santa vs traffic warden...