Transport Officer Pillows

'Well I'll be damned, you got me on a technicality.'

'He's got a point.'

"My headlights aren't working? how am I supposed to see it? It's too dark!"

"My designated driver has road rage."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

No jay walking.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"It's a hybrid!"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Speeding Forklift

'I found another pothole.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."