Public Transport Staff Gifts

Packed like sardines

'Please ensure you keep your belongings with you ... do not smoke ... oi, you with the glasses ... stop slouching ... I don't want to have to tell you again ...'

Planned service changes

Jungle Taxi

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."

Subway Thrillers

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

SF NO

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"I took the road less travelled..."

Planned service changes

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Frog and toad rage (Two cockneys fighting).

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

This is the age of the train

'Tickets, please.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Solar Storm Expected!

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

A bendy-cow.

Metrocard error messages

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"