Public Transport Manager Pillows

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."

"Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money."

'Yes, but before you can make them run on time, we have to have trains.'

'Stop trying to destroy the world, Jones, and put the Chattanooga choo choo tape on.'

Packed like sardines

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Undersized Load

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Planned service changes

"I took the road less travelled..."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

A Train Conductor.

Man with Stop Signs.

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Solar Storm Expected!

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.