Public Transport Manager Pillows

Set achievable training: "Right, so that's agreed we'll scrap plans to develop a faster than light machine and concentrate on getting the buses to run on time."

"Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money."

'Yes, but before you can make them run on time, we have to have trains.'

'Stop trying to destroy the world, Jones, and put the Chattanooga choo choo tape on.'

Packed like sardines

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Bus for Giraffes.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"Do you mind?"

Undersized Load

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Planned service changes

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Man with Stop Signs.

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'Tickets, please.'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"