Public Transport Worker Pillows

The Optimist

Canal Street

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

'Sorry!'

Commuter Questionnaire

A Train Conductor.

Ancient Egyptians on the subway.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

A London taxi driver speaks. . .

Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'Yes, I'm very slow, but through good planning, I'm never late...'

The Tube.

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"You'll have to speak up. There's someone reading a really rustley newspaper."

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Please give up this seat if a yob wants it.

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

'I wonder when he's going to realize he's not on a bus.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Is this the bus you usually take?"

"I hope you don't mind. She can't bear to ride backwards."

An accordion bus

"Do you mind?"

The Quiet, Sad, and Deeply Resigned Car

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Wrong Bus

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

666 Hades Circle

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?"

Santahound

"Still stuck @ the buffalo greyhound"