Public Transport Worker Mugs

The Optimist

Canal Street

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Train ride simulator.

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

Ancient Egyptians on the subway.

A Train Conductor.

Commuter Questionnaire

'Sorry!'

A London taxi driver speaks. . .

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Is this the bus you usually take?"

'Yes, I'm very slow, but through good planning, I'm never late...'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Surreal bus lane with a sub lane in the city.

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

The Tube.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'I wonder when he's going to realize he's not on a bus.'

Please give up this seat if a yob wants it.

"You'll have to speak up. There's someone reading a really rustley newspaper."

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

Wahing hanging on a tram cable outside a launderette.

"Do you mind?"

A Game Two Can Play At.

Facetious bus driver

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors

Bus driver insulting rival conductor

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Bus Conductor and Portly Lady

"I hope you don't mind. She can't bear to ride backwards."

"Well it's a lot cheaper than the train!"

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?"

666 Hades Circle