Public Transport Veteran Pillows

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Packed like sardines

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

Bus for Giraffes.

An aircraft marshal helps a limousine park

"Do you mind?"

Ed loved his job, he was the sort of driver who would always go the extra mile...or two!

"I took the road less travelled..."

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Everybody listens, but nobody speaks.

A Train Conductor.

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

'Tickets, please.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

This is the age of the train

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

A bendy-cow.

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"It'll have to come down."

End Of The Line

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors