Public Transport Activist Gifts

A perv on the subway

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Is Driving Doomed?

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The last Passenger Pigeon

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Latest Railway Marvel.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

SF NO

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

HS2

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

They Always Say That

Bus Stop

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"He misses his commute ."

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Yes you are correct, buses have been here recently."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"It'll have to come down."

'I can't believe it... no subway, no taxis, no fast food spots, no busses within a radius of 400 meters... my gosh! I've never made such an intensive nature experience!'