Cynical Commuter Pillows

'How come all the bad drivers follow you around?'

'Apologies for the delay to the trains...we are busy counting our money.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Snowman going to work.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'How am I doing?'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Road Construction Blues.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Clown Bike Rack

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I forgot my keys!'

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'