Commuter Challenge Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

Touring Cyclist

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The Bus Stop.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Traffic Everywhere

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Nutcracker going home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Pope Francis on public transport.

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'To hell with high gas prices!'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'