Commuting Warrior Prints

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Things Got Serious On The Hove Train

'I wonder what the excuse will be this time...'

'That's the last of the man repellent.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is out of the office right now, looking for a parking space.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

"Do something creative with the time! I make voodoo dolls of Southern Rail and ASLEF bosses."

"I ride my bike every morning without Fail."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

The next fast train has gone.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Gymnast's Commute

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Heavy Traffic.

"Dad's home."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

The Bus Stop.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Under the car park.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Bumps in the road.

'I certainly went the extra mile today, but only because I took a wrong turning on the way in to work.'

Cuba public and private transport

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

'I eat an instant breakfast and come to work on rapid transit, only to be put on hold by the Board on Education.'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'