Commuter Warlord Prints

Using public transport- only protected

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Commutobile

Oil shock.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Gymnast's Commute

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Monday morning is nigh.

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

Nun confronts mugger.

Urban Expansion

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Heavy Traffic.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

Knight in the Elevator

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'You are being watched'