Commuter Warlord Gifts

Using public transport- only protected

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Commutobile

Oil shock.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Nun confronts mugger.

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

Gymnast's Commute

Pasadena Playhouse War

Monday morning is nigh.

Urban Expansion

"I think it's the road to Stressville...."

Heavy Traffic.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'You are being watched'