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"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

A dog goes into a woman's shopping at a bus stop.

New Downtown Parking Ramp Grams Opening 1:00 pm. . . Ramp Full 1:30 PM.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

Jungle Taxi

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'