Commuting Humor Fan Gifts

"I guess that's the non stopper then."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

Honey I'm Home

Need a Lawyer?

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

King Commute.

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'I don't like this. . .'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

Bus of Fools

Bus Stop Evolution

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

The End is Not Near.

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '