Commuter Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sorry I'm late. I missed the 8.15...It was on time.'

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'Hot enough for you?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

Metrocard error messages

King Commute.

'Elevator's fixed.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

'I don't like this. . .'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Bus Stop Evolution

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Bus of Fools

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

Four horsemen rode into town.

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Road Signs.

"What? Everyone else works on the train."