Commuting Commentators Prints

Distrustful commuters.

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

March of the penguins.

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Metro Sapien.

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Things Women Never Say: 'Sorry I'm late boss. I was talking to my husband and he wouldn't stop listening.'

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

'I don't like this. . .'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Bus Stop Evolution

Tortoise is snail taxi.

Small Talk Therapy

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."