Transit Commentator Mugs

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Lex Ave Express

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."

The Privatization of the MTA.

Exit Turnstile

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

'If no one rides it, is it still mass transit?'

Next Train Arrival: You're better off walking

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'